Quote #103
There is only one way to find out if a man is honest...ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.
More from Groucho Marx
- The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made.
- Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
- The only game I like to play is Old Maid - provided she's not too old.
- Time wounds all heels.
- The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
- We should pull out. Which is what Nixon's father should have done.
- That kid's so smart, he could be the fifth Marx Brother.
- When I heard about Hair, I was kind of curious about the six naked primates on stage. So I called up the box office and they said tickets w…