Groucho Marx Quotes on Truth
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A likely story - and probably true.
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We'll put free sheets on all the beds, there'll be no cover charge.
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The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made.
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There is only one way to find out if a man is honest...ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.
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If you write about yourself, the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.