Quote #22

We'll put free sheets on all the beds, there'll be no cover charge.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
  2. No, my friends. No, money will never make you happy, and happy will never make you money. That might be a wisecrack, but I doubt it.
  3. Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper yo…
  4. Hello, Cocoanut Arms. Yes, we have a dining room. If it's fish, we have it. If it's meat, we have it. If it's fowl, we've had it too long.
  5. To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
  6. Ice water? Eat an onion, that'll make your eyes water!
  7. I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
  8. Be free my friends. One for all and all for me, and me for you, and three for five, and six for a quarter.

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