Quote #6

'We've become a nation of con men, living by selling double glazing to each other.'

More from Fred Dibnah

  1. 'The modern world stinks.'
  2. 'Steam engines don't answer back. You can belt them with a hammer and they say nowt.'
  3. 'I realise that steam engines aren't everyone's cup of tea. But they're what made England great.'
  4. 'I set out as a steeplejack in my youth to preserve chimneys. I've finished by knocking most of them down.'
  5. 'A man who says he feels no fear is either a fool or a liar.'
  6. 'Height gives you a wonderful feeling of grandeur. You're the king of the castle up here.'
  7. ' Mmmm. Aye. Oh aye. Y'know?'
  8. 'I have a wash more now than I used to y'know... I have a shower everynight.'

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