Quote #7

'Steam engines don't answer back. You can belt them with a hammer and they say nowt.'

More from Fred Dibnah

  1. 'We've become a nation of con men, living by selling double glazing to each other.'
  2. 'I set out as a steeplejack in my youth to preserve chimneys. I've finished by knocking most of them down.'
  3. 'The modern world stinks.'
  4. 'Height gives you a wonderful feeling of grandeur. You're the king of the castle up here.'
  5. 'I realise that steam engines aren't everyone's cup of tea. But they're what made England great.'
  6. 'I have a wash more now than I used to y'know... I have a shower everynight.'
  7. 'A man who says he feels no fear is either a fool or a liar.'
  8. 'I'm just a bum who climbs chimneys.'

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