9 Groucho Marx Quotes on Criticism

Groucho Marx quotes on criticism

11. From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

69. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

72. I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that.

92. Now, there's a man with an open mind. You can feel the breeze from here.

94. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

107. When I heard about Hair, I was kind of curious about the six naked primates on stage. So I called up the box office and they said tickets were $11 apiece. That's an awful price to pay. I went into the bathroom at home and took off all my clothes and looked in the mirror for five minutes. And I said, 'This isn't worth $11.'

119. I thought my razor was dull, then I heard his speech.

121. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

123. In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.