Quote #92

Now, there's a man with an open mind. You can feel the breeze from here.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. My son is half-Jewish. Can he wade in up to his knees?
  2. Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
  3. My mother treated us all equally ... with contempt.
  4. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
  5. My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
  6. Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
  7. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
  8. Room service? Send up a larger room.

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