Quote #93

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. Now, there's a man with an open mind. You can feel the breeze from here.
  2. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
  3. My son is half-Jewish. Can he wade in up to his knees?
  4. Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
  5. My mother treated us all equally ... with contempt.
  6. Room service? Send up a larger room.
  7. My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
  8. She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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