8 Groucho Marx Quotes on Money

Groucho Marx quotes on money

23. No, my friends. No, money will never make you happy, and happy will never make you money. That might be a wisecrack, but I doubt it.

39. Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

48. [regarding Mrs. Teasdale's late husband] Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.

52. Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.

53. Send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.

63. Blood's not thicker than money.

93. Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

100. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.