Groucho Marx Quotes on Money
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No, my friends. No, money will never make you happy, and happy will never make you money. That might be a wisecrack, but I doubt it.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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[regarding Mrs. Teasdale's late husband] Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
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Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.
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Send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.
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Blood's not thicker than money.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.