Quote #53

Send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.
  2. Emily, I have a confession to make: I really am a horse doctor; but marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.
  3. Hey, don't drink that poison! That's $4.00 an ounce!
  4. I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
  5. (while taking another character's pulse) Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
  6. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
  7. [To Mrs. Claypool] That woman? You know why I was with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, that's why I'm sitting here with you - because …
  8. A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

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