Quote #54
Emily, I have a confession to make: I really am a horse doctor; but marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.
More from Groucho Marx
- Send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.
- I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
- Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.
- A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
- Hey, don't drink that poison! That's $4.00 an ounce!
- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- (while taking another character's pulse) Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
- A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.