11 Groucho Marx Quotes on Marriage

Groucho Marx quotes on marriage

10. Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!

48. [regarding Mrs. Teasdale's late husband] Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.

54. Emily, I have a confession to make: I really am a horse doctor; but marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.

85. It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

86. Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution?

87. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

93. Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

100. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

113. Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

120. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

123. In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.