Groucho Marx Quotes on Marriage
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!
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[regarding Mrs. Teasdale's late husband] Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
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Emily, I have a confession to make: I really am a horse doctor; but marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.
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It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution?
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.