Quote #87

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution?
  2. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
  3. It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
  4. My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
  5. It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
  6. My mother treated us all equally ... with contempt.
  7. In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
  8. My son is half-Jewish. Can he wade in up to his knees?

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