Quote #86

Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution?

More from Groucho Marx

  1. It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
  2. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
  3. It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
  4. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
  5. In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
  6. My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
  7. If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
  8. My mother treated us all equally ... with contempt.

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