Quote #88

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
  2. My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
  3. Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution?
  4. My mother treated us all equally ... with contempt.
  5. It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
  6. My son is half-Jewish. Can he wade in up to his knees?
  7. It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
  8. Now, there's a man with an open mind. You can feel the breeze from here.

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