5 Groucho Marx Quotes on Satire

Groucho Marx quotes on satire

48. [regarding Mrs. Teasdale's late husband] Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.

55. I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.

60. An apprentice mortician? What, do you only bury live people?

83. In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.

88. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.