Groucho Marx Quotes on Media
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I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet Your Life? The guy says he has seventeen kids and I say: 'I smoke a cigar, but I take it out of my mouth occasionally'? I never said that.
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I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.
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In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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