9 Groucho Marx Quotes on Irony

Groucho Marx quotes on irony

7. I sent the club a wire stating, 'PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER'.

21. Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

35. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

60. An apprentice mortician? What, do you only bury live people?

62. Before I speak, I have something important to say.

87. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

97. She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

116. I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

125. My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one.