Quote #7

I sent the club a wire stating, 'PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER'.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
  2. [Variant:] 'Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member'.
  3. A likely story - and probably true.
  4. No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
  5. Mr. Grover [Doing an informal job interview]: What experience have you had at a department store? Wolf J. Flywheel (Groucho): I was a shopl…
  6. Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!
  7. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
  8. From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

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