Quote #6
Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
More from Groucho Marx
- A likely story - and probably true.
- I sent the club a wire stating, 'PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMB…
- Mr. Grover [Doing an informal job interview]: What experience have you had at a department store? Wolf J. Flywheel (Groucho): I was a shopl…
- [Variant:] 'Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member'.
- A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
- No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
- If I held you any closer I'd be in back of you.
- Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!