Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
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Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
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It is a cliché joke about aging.
A likely story - and probably true.
I sent the club a wire stating, 'PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER'.
Mr. Grover [Doing an informal job interview]: What experience have you had at a department store? Wolf J. Flywheel (Groucho): I was a shoplifter for three year…
Made thirty, we should make thirty-one
As one gets older, litigation replaces sex.
Is not old wine wholesomest, old pippins toothsomest, old wood burn brightest, old linen wash whitest? Old soldiers, sweethearts, are surest, and old lovers ar…