Groucho Marx Quotes on Time
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Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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George Kaufman and I wrote a lot of funny lines for Groucho, some of which he occasionally used... but it was Groucho who by his innate sense of timing and his inimitable delivery, added the ingredient that brought the house down.