More from Groucho Marx

  1. Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
  2. We should pull out. Which is what Nixon's father should have done.
  3. There is only one way to find out if a man is honest...ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.
  4. When I heard about Hair, I was kind of curious about the six naked primates on stage. So I called up the box office and they said tickets w…
  5. The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made.
  6. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
  7. The only game I like to play is Old Maid - provided she's not too old.
  8. Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

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