Groucho Marx Quotes on Philosophy

4 quotes

  1. Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

  2. Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

  3. Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

  4. Time wounds all heels.

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