Quote #95
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
More from Groucho Marx
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
- Room service? Send up a larger room.
- Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
- She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- Now, there's a man with an open mind. You can feel the breeze from here.
- A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
- My son is half-Jewish. Can he wade in up to his knees?
- That kid's so smart, he could be the fifth Marx Brother.