Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.

An apprentice mortician? What, do you only bury live people?

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Do not shorten the morning by getting up late, or waste it in unworthy occupations or in talk; look upon it as the quintessence of life, as to a certain extent…

Time wounds all heels.

The way I see it, you're either a year older or you're dead.