Groucho Marx Quotes on Life
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Mr. Grover [Doing an informal job interview]: What experience have you had at a department store? Wolf J. Flywheel (Groucho): I was a shoplifter for three years.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Time wounds all heels.