8 Groucho Marx Quotes on Wordplay

Groucho Marx quotes on wordplay

24. Hello, Cocoanut Arms. Yes, we have a dining room. If it's fish, we have it. If it's meat, we have it. If it's fowl, we've had it too long.

29. Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.

37. Groucho: Would you mind getting up off of that fly paper and giving the flies a chance? Chico: Flies can't read papers.

45. Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

47. I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

60. An apprentice mortician? What, do you only bury live people?

101. The only game I like to play is Old Maid - provided she's not too old.

132. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.