Groucho Marx Quotes on Wordplay
-
Hello, Cocoanut Arms. Yes, we have a dining room. If it's fish, we have it. If it's meat, we have it. If it's fowl, we've had it too long.
-
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.
-
Groucho: Would you mind getting up off of that fly paper and giving the flies a chance? Chico: Flies can't read papers.
-
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
-
I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
-
An apprentice mortician? What, do you only bury live people?
-
The only game I like to play is Old Maid - provided she's not too old.
-
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.