Quote #132
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
More from Groucho Marx
- Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
- You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
- There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
- When a person's nose itches, it is a sign that it should be scratched.
- Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
- Thirteen at a table is unlucky when the hostess has only twelve chops.
- Pardon me while I have a strange interlude...
- Shaking hands across the table means that two parties are lazy.