Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.

'Do you like Kipling?' 'I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never kippled.'

And, of course, the funniest food: 'kumquats'. I don't even bring them home. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

L'esprit de l'escalier