Groucho Marx Quotes on Identity
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[Variant:] 'Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member'.
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I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet Your Life? The guy says he has seventeen kids and I say: 'I smoke a cigar, but I take it out of my mouth occasionally'? I never said that.
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I don't have a photograph. I'd give you my footprints, but they're upstairs in my socks.
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I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
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My son is half-Jewish. Can he wade in up to his knees?
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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I resemble that remark.