I resemble that remark.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I thought my razor was dull, then I heard his speech.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.

I bought myself a Wonderbra For fourteen ninety nine, It looked so good on the model girl's chest, And I hoped it would on mine, I took it from the packaging A…

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground, and swish my tail.