I thought my razor was dull, then I heard his speech.

I resemble that remark.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Deuce Bigalow is aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience. The best thing about it is that it runs for only 75 minutes. : Does this …

After one of his long-winded harangues I suggested he had probably been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. He responded by saying that I would have been a gr…

Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.