Quote #117
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
More from Groucho Marx
- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- I resemble that remark.
- Hey! don't drink that poison, that's $4 an ounce!
- I thought my razor was dull, then I heard his speech.
- From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.