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What does it mean?
A crude joke suggesting self-pleasure is an act of self-care.
In plain terms
Doing it alone means you care about yourself.
What can you take from it?
Self-pleasure is framed as self-love.

Where it applies

  • late night thoughts
  • private moments

Putting it to work

  • reflect on self-care habits

Questions to consider

  • Is self-pleasure truly self-care?
  • What does self-care mean to you?

Another view

It oversimplifies complex emotional needs.

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