I like a bush. A nice big, hairy, stinky, smelly fucking bush. And I hate when they put cologne on it. They dummy it up with cologne like you don't know where you are. I like that nice natural scent of salmon.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A vulgar preference for natural body odors over artificial scents.
- In plain terms
- Prefers natural smells to cologne.
- What can you take from it?
- Authenticity is valued over polish.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What natural traits do you prefer?
- Does polish hide too much?
Another view
Taste in scents is subjective.
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