Andrew Dice Clay Quotes on Sexuality
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When you jerk off, you're saying 'Hey, I care about me.'
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Let me ask you a question...: the first time you fucked her, was she any good? Yeah? Now let me ask you another question: how do you think she got that way?
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Lets say you're fuckin', lets say you're fuckin', I dunno, you're fuckin' dog style right. Lets say you're fuckin' dog style, and the chick gets pregnant. I mean, uhhhhh would the kid pop out backwards? I dunno. I saw a girl walkin' around the street with a big hump on her back and I said, 'Eh, youz fuckin' dog style right?'
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I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.
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Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one eyed slut!
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Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are. Shine upon the parking lot, As I eat my girlfriend's twat!
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Eenie meenie miney moe, Suck my dick and swallow slow!
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Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, the guy that fucked her ass.
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Rub a Dub Dub Three men in a tub. Faggots have threesomes, too- So fuckin' what.