9 Andrew Dice Clay Quotes on Sexuality

Andrew Dice Clay quotes on sexuality

1. When you jerk off, you're saying 'Hey, I care about me.'

6. Let me ask you a question...: the first time you fucked her, was she any good? Yeah? Now let me ask you another question: how do you think she got that way?

7. Lets say you're fuckin', lets say you're fuckin', I dunno, you're fuckin' dog style right. Lets say you're fuckin' dog style, and the chick gets pregnant. I mean, uhhhhh would the kid pop out backwards? I dunno. I saw a girl walkin' around the street with a big hump on her back and I said, 'Eh, youz fuckin' dog style right?'

11. I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

17. Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one eyed slut!

18. Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are. Shine upon the parking lot, As I eat my girlfriend's twat!

19. Eenie meenie miney moe, Suck my dick and swallow slow!

41. Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, the guy that fucked her ass.

42. Rub a Dub Dub Three men in a tub. Faggots have threesomes, too- So fuckin' what.