13 Andrew Dice Clay Quotes on Parody

Andrew Dice Clay quotes on parody

14. Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50! The fucking whore!

17. Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one eyed slut!

18. Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder what you are. Shine upon the parking lot, As I eat my girlfriend's twat!

30. Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover took over! He gave her a bone of his own

31. Hickory Dickory Dock My balls fell out of my jock. I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock.

32. Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick.

33. Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. That's more than my lazy wife does, The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon

34. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet A lightbulb was stuck up her ass. It woke up the spider Who lived deep inside her. He said 'Hey, free electric and gas.'

35. Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her. Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper.

36. Twinkle twinkle little star, Will she blow me in the car. I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.

37. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack. The cupboard was bare, She didn't despair. She let Rover munch on her crack

38. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Whacked off in the movie theater. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene

39. Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.