5 Andrew Dice Clay Quotes on Culture

Andrew Dice Clay quotes on culture

9. I go into these all-night 24 hour convenience stores, they got people in there. People? Things. These aren't even people, they don't even have a language to things that work in there. You go in for soda, cigarettes. You're like, 'Yeah, how much? How much?' And they're like 'Eh gooey buck and dee! Ah gooey buck--' And I'm like, you fuckin' geek! Where do they grow you? What farm were you picked out of?

14. Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50! The fucking whore!

41. Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, the guy that fucked her ass.

42. Rub a Dub Dub Three men in a tub. Faggots have threesomes, too- So fuckin' what.

43. Old Mother Goose... I fucked her.