21 Andrew Dice Clay Quotes on Adult

Andrew Dice Clay quotes on adult

15. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack burnt off his fucking dick!

20. Peter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head, Fucked her ass and went to bed!

21. Hickory dickory dock, Some chick was sucking my cock. When the clock struck two, I blew my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block!

22. Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner eating a pizza pie. He shit pepperoni, and blew his friend Tony Then wiped his mouth on his tie!

23. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, And sat down beside her and said, Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?

24. Jack Spratt could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean. So Jack ignored her flabby tits, And licked her asshole clean!

25. Mary, Mary quite contrary, Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy!

26. Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep Blew her horse and licked his feet. She ate his asshole very nice, Tongued his balls not once, but twice!

27. Three blind mice, see how they run. Where the fuck are they going?

28. Patty cake, Patty cake Baker's man. If your chick's on her period Just fuck her in the can!

29. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I fucked your mother's ass, And she had you!

30. Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover took over! He gave her a bone of his own

31. Hickory Dickory Dock My balls fell out of my jock. I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock.

32. Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick.

33. Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. That's more than my lazy wife does, The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon

34. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet A lightbulb was stuck up her ass. It woke up the spider Who lived deep inside her. He said 'Hey, free electric and gas.'

35. Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her. Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper.

36. Twinkle twinkle little star, Will she blow me in the car. I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.

37. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack. The cupboard was bare, She didn't despair. She let Rover munch on her crack

38. Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. Whacked off in the movie theater. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene

39. Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.