Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her. Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet A lightbulb was stuck up her ass. It woke up the spider Who lived deep inside her. He said 'Hey, free electric and gas.'

Twinkle twinkle little star, Will she blow me in the car. I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.

Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. That's more than my lazy wife does, The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon

Hickory Dickory Dock My balls fell out of my jock. I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock.

Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick.