11 Andrew Dice Clay Quotes on Sexual content

Andrew Dice Clay quotes on sexual content

21. Hickory dickory dock, Some chick was sucking my cock. When the clock struck two, I blew my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block!

22. Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner eating a pizza pie. He shit pepperoni, and blew his friend Tony Then wiped his mouth on his tie!

24. Jack Spratt could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean. So Jack ignored her flabby tits, And licked her asshole clean!

26. Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep Blew her horse and licked his feet. She ate his asshole very nice, Tongued his balls not once, but twice!

28. Patty cake, Patty cake Baker's man. If your chick's on her period Just fuck her in the can!

31. Hickory Dickory Dock My balls fell out of my jock. I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock.

32. Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick.

35. Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her. Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper.

36. Twinkle twinkle little star, Will she blow me in the car. I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.

37. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack. The cupboard was bare, She didn't despair. She let Rover munch on her crack

39. Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.