Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner eating a pizza pie. He shit pepperoni, and blew his friend Tony Then wiped his mouth on his tie!
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- What does it mean?
- The quote mixes a children's rhyme with graphic sexual and excretory references.
- In plain terms
- It describes a crude sexual act and bodily functions.
- What can you take from it?
- It uses shock and vulgarity to subvert familiar nursery rhymes.
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