Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, And sat down beside her and said, Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The quote reworks a classic nursery rhyme with vulgar sexual language.
- In plain terms
- It describes a spider speaking in a profane way.
- What can you take from it?
- It combines innocent imagery with explicit profanity for shock effect.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Why use familiar verses for vulgar jokes?
- How does shock affect comedic impact?
Another view
The profanity is gratuitous and may offend many listeners.
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