Andrew Dice Clay Quotes on Profanity
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Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50! The fucking whore!
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack burnt off his fucking dick!
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Hickory dickory dock, Some chick was sucking my cock. When the clock struck two, I blew my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block!
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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, And sat down beside her and said, Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?
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Three blind mice, see how they run. Where the fuck are they going?