5 Andrew Dice Clay Quotes on Profanity

Andrew Dice Clay quotes on profanity

14. Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50! The fucking whore!

15. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack burnt off his fucking dick!

21. Hickory dickory dock, Some chick was sucking my cock. When the clock struck two, I blew my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block!

23. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, And sat down beside her and said, Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?

27. Three blind mice, see how they run. Where the fuck are they going?