Andrew Dice Clay Quotes on Shock humor

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  1. Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one eyed slut!

  2. Eenie meenie miney moe, Suck my dick and swallow slow!

  3. Roses are red, Violets are blue. I fucked your mother's ass, And she had you!

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