Quote #29
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I fucked your mother's ass, And she had you!
More from Andrew Dice Clay
- Patty cake, Patty cake Baker's man. If your chick's on her period Just fuck her in the can!
- Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard To get her old dog a bone And when she bent over, Rover took over! He gave her a bone of his own
- Three blind mice, see how they run. Where the fuck are they going?
- Hickory Dickory Dock My balls fell out of my jock. I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock.
- Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep Blew her horse and licked his feet. She ate his asshole very nice, Tongued his balls not once, but twice!
- Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick.
- Mary, Mary quite contrary, Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy!
- Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. That's more than my lazy wife does, The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon