Selected insult quotes

1. Happy Birthday to Steph. You're a ho with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, if you smell what The Rock is cooking!

2. Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!

3. The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, the best in the present, future and past, and if ya'll don't like me you can kiss the people's ass!

4. What goes 0-300 in less than 2 seconds? Your mother on a scale.

5. The only thing you find in the middle of the road are dead animals and dumb Americans.

6. You have sent me a Flanders mare.

7. Oppression is more easily endured than insult.

8. Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head.

9. The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.

10. Happy Birthday to Steph. You're a ho with big breasts. So take the night off from hooking, if you smell what The Rock is cooking!

11. 'To say 'we' and mean 'I' is one of the most recondite insults.'

12. Who is this roody-poo?

13. This song is dedicated to Frank Zappa, and River Phoenix, Fred Gwynne who played Herman Munster, Dixie Lee Ray, Thomas P, Tip O'Neil, and you, dumb ass, who just threw water on me. (01/07/94 at Seattle Center Arena, Seattle, Washington)

14. a politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man

15. He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath

16. No wonder you guys lost.

17. On Jerry Falwell: If you gave Falwell an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox.

18. Go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back, jabroni.

19. Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.

20. I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.

21. Asking a man if he could be trusted was like asking an unwed girl if she was a virgin. The question mattered, but the asking of it was a gross insult

22. So whether it's you Chris Jericho, Chris Jericho's Daddy, Chris Jericho's MaMa, Uncle Joe Jericho with the glass eye or maybe it's Grandpa Jimmy Jack Jericho with the iron lung, or hell, it might be even Grandma Jessebelle Jericho with the XX30 panties!

23. If you wouldn't mind, Coach, The Rock would like to do something special with that whistle. The Rock would like to take that whistle you got, that very whistle you just put to your lips, shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!'

24. THE ROCK: 'Before you come in here and start putting little stickers on the Rock's shirt and putting little streamers all over the Rock, the Rock just wants to know-- what is your name?' CLOWN: 'I'm--' ROCK: 'It doesn't MATTER what your name is!' MANKIND: 'Hey, hold it right there! It certainly does matter what her name is, and I'll tell you why! I tried real hard and I went to a lot of expense and time and effort to make this night real special for you! And one by one, you're going to insult my guests and make this night a bad night for me? Sometimes I think you're a very ungrateful little man, Rock!'

25. 'Naturally, The Rock is appreciative to all of his fans, but to you...The Rock's birthday's May second, you stupid son of a bitch!'

26. The Rock has but one thing to say (turns his head). Somebody got a haircut. That's right Big Show, you are no longer a long-haired 7ft 500lb piece of monkeycrap, you are now a short-haired 7ft 500lb piece of stinky Grade-A monkeycrap.

27. Go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back, jabroni.

28. The Rock could just imagine what you were like in High School! The oldest 27 year old senior the world has ever seen! Standing outside your house with your momma, and that short little yellow bus pulling up in front - beep beep, beep beep, beep beep! You just walk in on the bus, go into class, get inside the classroom, teacher up on the blackboard 'Ok class, what is 2 + 2? Do you know Booker?' 'Oh yeah I know the answer to that, 2 + 2? Thomas Jefferson, sucka!'

29. On this night 25 years ago, from the testicles of Vince McMahon himself came something so horrifying it sends chills up and down the bodies of men all over the world: tonight marks the birth of Stephanie McMahon.

30. There is only one true Superstar of the Decade, true Superstar of the Millenium! You know who that is? The Rock'll tell you who that is! Toronto, that is - the jabroni-beating, pie-eating, trail-blazing, eyebrow-raising, stronger than a bear, faster than a buck, the biggest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leaf sucks!

31. Arrest his green ass. Get him out of here. Get his green monkey ass out of here. Hey, arrest him, he's guilty of shoving Chicken McNuggets straight up his ass, arrest him.

32. Ever since The Rock came in town Everybody's tried to bring him down Canadians have no class That's why they can kiss the People's ass!

33. The Rock: '(to the Dudleyz) Who are you two roody poos?'

34. Kurt Angle, you think you're really special because you've cashed in on the services of one Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, a two dollar no, a fifty cent no, buy two get one free does any one have change for a nickel skank ass slut?

35. Undertaker, you think your Mickey Mouse tattoos impress the Rock?

36. Try the chicken nuggets, you fat sumbitch! (to Rosey)

37. My wife is ugly. She's so ugly that when you look up ugly in the dictionary, there's her picture.

38. (Describing his son-in-law's family) The family's so ugly, in the photo album, they keep the negatives!

39. 'Do you remember how, all year long, the only thing Rock wanted to do in your class was make pancakes?' 'You still like to cook? Still like to bake bread? And you know your rolls, right?' 'The Rock says this. You should know your role, and shut your mouth; take a little walk down Know Your Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and check your Aunt Jemima, no-pancake-having ass directly into the Smackdown Hotel!'

40. 'Hello, ya sick, twisted freak(s).'

41. To General Jacques Massu : Alors Massu, toujours aussi con ? (So, Massu, still that stupid?)

42. When she and Clare Boothe Luce were entering a room, Clare hung back, saying, 'Age before beauty'; Dorothy entered saying 'Pearls before swine.'

43. Bloody silly fool! (1997)

44. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

45. You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

46. The Indians are bastards.

47. He who is affected by an insult is infected by it.

48. What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?

49. The sign! On the back of the car! Said 'Critters of Hollywood'! You dumb fuck!

50. Italy: '...they are indeed a repulsive nation these dagoes, both the men and the women & I'm just longing to quit them for good & all !!!' (18 September 1918)

51. Qu'Appelle Valley, Saskatchewan, Canadian Indians: 'I've told you what a foul decadent lazy crowd they are & what I think of them !! But this camp is pitched right inside an Indian reserve ... & we have hundreds of the mouldy local tribe camped around us' (6 October 1919)

52. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

53. 'Squeal like a pig, chump!'

54. Ah, tenez, vous etes de la merde dans un bas de soie.

55. I'd always thought her half-baked, but now I think they didn't even put her in the oven.

56. 'Stinko, is he?' 'Not perhaps stinko, but certainly effervescent.'

57. Like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades.

58. You boxhead you wouldn't know. You are flat out counting past ten.

59. To a gentleman, who, at the close of a fierce dispute with Porson, exclaimed, 'My opinion of you is most contemptible, Sir'; he retorted, 'I never knew an opinion of yours that was not contemptible.'

60. 'I got something I wanna make clear right now. Because of the censors, I can't use the word I'd like to use, so I'll use a word that rhymes with it-I spit on the life, the career, and the family of Bret 'The Hitman' Hart; and if his parents had been smart enough to practice safe sex some thirty years ago, I wouldn't be dealing with him right now.

61. 'You come out here and say this is an order and that's an order! Hell, I can look at you son and the only thing you've been ordering is a whole bunch of damn cheeseburgers!' (to Sgt. Slaughter)

62. 'I'll toss you out on your ass, you sorry piece of trash!'

63. 'I'll put my roody-poo foot up his roody-poo ass!' (about The Rock)

64. 'Pricecheck on jackass!!' (To Booker T after beating him up in a grocery store.)

65. 'I'm calling you a creepy little bastard because you creep me out!' (To Christian)

66. 'I don't know about 'Humanitarian of the Year,' Vince, but if you think it should be 'Jackass of the Year,' gimme a hell yeah!'

67. 'You little mealy mouthed bastard.'

68. 'Since you're a piece of crap, I challenge you to flush yourself down the commode.'

69. 'It's funny your Dad always talks about having balls the size of grapefruits, but I think you might be the balls of the family.' (to Stephanie McMahon)

70. 'Put an 'S' before Hitman and thats what I think about Bret Hart'

71. 'Dont worry about putting on your little black and pink tights because they look like crap anyway.'(Auston calling Brett Hart out)

72. Jabroni!

73. Jack has no more hair than an elbow. ~ Fred Allen

74. He is so anemic that if he stays out at night, he has to get a transfusion so his eyes will be bloodshot in the morning. ~ Fred Allen

75. YOU are the lowest form.

76. Fly Fatass! Fly!

77. An abacus gone feral.

78. 'Jackass!'

79. Bologna tits

80. Liver lips