On Jerry Falwell: If you gave Falwell an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox.

On Jerry Falwell: I think it's a pity there isn't a hell for him to go to. The empty life of this ugly little charlatan proves only one thing: that you can get…

When I am at home, I never go near the synagogue unless, say, there is a bar or bat mitzvah involving the children of friends. But when I am traveling, in a co…

What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.

Living proof that a pig's bladder on the end of a stick can be elected to Parliament

a politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man

I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle…