Quote #51

Tarbash: 'You know when you get out of the bath and your skin is nice and...open? You ever feel that way? I feel very open today, very much open.' Diane the Flower Lady: 'I'll tell you what's open is your ASS!' Tarbash: 'That is open, too.'

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