More from Spike Milligan

  1. I hope you go before me because I don't want you singing at my funeral.
  2. I suppose a Knighthood is out of the question then?
  3. All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
  4. I can't see the sense in it really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes …
  5. Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
  6. Said Prince Charles when they placed the crown on his head: I suppose this means that Mummy's dead.
  7. Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
  8. We're Rat-Rat-Rat-Rat-Rat-Rat-Ratties!

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