Quote #25

I suppose a Knighthood is out of the question then?

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  1. Oh, the snivelling grovelling bastard.
  2. I can't see the sense in it really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes …
  3. I hope you go before me because I don't want you singing at my funeral.
  4. Said Prince Charles when they placed the crown on his head: I suppose this means that Mummy's dead.
  5. All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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  7. Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
  8. There's no such thing as anything, and sometimes even less!

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